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ask me anything   refreshingly awkward

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: elderlyprice, via interjects)

— 4 hours ago with 458002 notes
I want to be someone’s.

kbfoto:

I want to be someones favorite person to talk to. I want to be someone’s reason to stay up at night. I want to be someone’s reason to keep their phone in their hands at all times. I want to be someone’s reason for smiling. I want to be someone’s safety when they feel scared. I want to be someone’s comfort when they are hurt or sad. I want to be someone’s first choice. I want to be someone’s.

(Source: kbfoto, via t0tallyfuckingwicked)

— 1 day ago with 4395 notes

b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

(Source: bobsburgerraps, via trust)

— 2 days ago with 91187 notes
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1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

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Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

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— 2 days ago with 92333 notes

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

(via encourage)

— 2 days ago with 407308 notes